Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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