Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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