Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
