Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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