That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
This beer is not sobering me up at all
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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