what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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