make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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