ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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