I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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