Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Fuck appropriateness.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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