I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
