Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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