Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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