I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This is the high leading the old right now
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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