My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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