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penguin condom
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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