Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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