There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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