Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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