We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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