Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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