You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
