Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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