Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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