Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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