just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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