Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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