Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
