so explain again why im purple
no
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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