i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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