hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
