I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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