My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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