I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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