The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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