So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We got so high we made milksteak
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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