He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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