I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am available for nakedness
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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