if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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