so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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