I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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