Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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