I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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