I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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