It's a beautiful day for a hangover
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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