I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We have started to decorate penises.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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