what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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