so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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