last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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