butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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