Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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