id be glad to
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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