The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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