are you still at the devil's house?
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think i peed on brittanys purse
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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