i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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