fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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