your thong is hanging out like whoa
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
